I figure that if I ever switched over to casual sex, I'd probably take advantage of asian stereotypes at my partner's expense.
Ya know.
The itsy bitsy, teeny weeny, microscopic lil' pee pee.

Probably just go in with a reaaaaally shallow thrust.
"Take it all bitch! Oh yea! Can you handle it?!"
"This can't be right."
"No. I'm just messin' with you."
"Oh my!"

Damn insomnia.
At this rate, I'll be posting some of my writings online.

Current Brain Age: 20
Current Wii Fitness Age: 25
The Random Quote:
"Aren't you hurt? ...From when you fell from the heavens?" - Anonymous